i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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