who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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