covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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