he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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