I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
