Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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