you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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