I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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