how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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