Your face is a jimmy john
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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