none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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