so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Randomize
