Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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