if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
That's intense
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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