it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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