Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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