i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
