belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the day after is always just damage control
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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