You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I cannot find my penis.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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