You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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