So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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