So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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