just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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