I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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