My brain says no but my pants say off.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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