I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
organizing the empties. That sober.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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