What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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