Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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