u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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