I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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