i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
handjob tips. give me some.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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