I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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