Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
He shit in the fireplace
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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