I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
