Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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