Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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