Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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