absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
