Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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