it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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