I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
