I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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