Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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