Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
