girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Boobs speak an international language.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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