he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i believe in u and ur pee
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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