You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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