True but thats because hes a fetus.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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