I swear she didn't look like that last week.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
