Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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