she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
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