Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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