when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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