You really coming over, don't trick.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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