She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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