I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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