How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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