i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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