Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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